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Saturday 12 January 2013

Pull The Other One


Omid Djalili headlines at the Half Moon Herne Hill 

‘Pull The Other One’ returns for their monthly night of mayhem.

The evening’s entertainment was seamlessly compered by Mrs Vivienne Soan and Mr Stephen Frost, who was standing in for Martin Soan who was at home nursing two broken ribs!




Djalili eased the audience into a sense of security and engaged them in a warm flow of mutual appreciation allowing him to deliver the goods freely with admirable stillness and ease.

Some of the jokes and observations that Djalili offers-up would not be out of place at the ‘Wheel Tappers and Shunters Social Club’, however the passage of time and the benefit of a foreign number plate allow him to venture into areas that would otherwise be out of bounds and yet when you analyse his material as he does himself, they are after-all Only Words.




It was a well-crafted, invigorating performance delivered to one-hundred and fifty people from the intimacy of a small stage in the back of a lovely pub; he could have been in your living room.



However the performance of the night has to go to Steve Best who closed the second act.  Anyone familiar with Pull The Other One, where the main act does not necessarily appear at the end of the show will realise the difficulty in going on after the break and after the main act has left the audience on a high.

Steve Best is what I can only describe as a cross between Tim Vine and Tommy Cooper, with his speed of delivery and timing; he appears to be random and unrehearsed which he obviously is not.


Best is a multi-talented performer and costume-juggling balloon artiste.  

He had me and the audience in stitches and he topped off what was a fantastic evening of comical variety.

Joke of the day goes to Steve Best
‘’Took my Girlfriends Orgasm to Christies turns out it’s a Fake’’



Pull the other One
Friday 11 January 2013

At The Half Moon Pub
London
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Thursday 10 January 2013

Occlusal Trauma and Haddock & Chips


The thought of a trip to the dentist when you know there’s going to be bad news is not something I relish but the pain has been so excruciating that I just want to get in the chair and scream ‘’Get this thing out of my mouth’’.



I sit down in the chair and press my thumbs against my forefingers and squeeze hard.
I’m hoping he can’t read my mind. I know I know, floss in the mornings- floss in the evenings. How many do you smoke sir?
Ooh I gave up last week, just after this tooth started giving me gip. (This is me talking to myself of course.)

Thankfully my dental technician is not one of those finger-wagging flossers. I think we sorted that one out on my last visit. After all who is paying your wages my good dentured friend?


My last memorable extraction was over fifteen years ago and I don’t think I have suffered from having one less tooth in my head but as you get older the thought of losing teeth gets a bit scary. I’m thinking, how will I eat Steak with two teeth missing on the left side of my jaw?


Anyhow the bad news is, one is coming out and the other one can be saved, well at least for a couple of years. I reached that age when it all starts to fall apart. It happens to us all I’m told.
So I have them scraped and polished, it’s actually more painful than having a filling done. My teeth are looking shiny and clean and once again I’m able to walk pavements of Sw4 with my head held high.


I’m sixty quid lighter in the pocket and so I go for some retail therapy at Boots and stock up on all the things you buy when you’ve just had your teeth cleaned and polished.


Two hours later the numbness has faded and I’m thinking of food, but what can I eat?

Fish and Chips sprang to mind so I got myself off to Olleys Chippy just down the road from me and ordered Haddock Chips and Garden Peas.





Very nice it was too and a soothing way to end the day.
If you ever find yourself toothless Fish n Chips is the way forward!










Olleys Fish Experience
65 – 69 Norwood Road
Herne Hill
London
SE24 9AA